What a ‘Downer’!! The Spirit Loses His Fog, Unable to Navigate Through the Darkness

The Babylonia Bee: Describing the experience as “tragic,” local worship leader Axl Johnson found his congregation totally unable to worship as the church’s primary fog machine malfunctioned right in the middle of the Sunday morning set. “We barely got through our new song. It was a real train wreck,” a visibly shaken Johnson told us while sipping a latte macchiato in the church cafe after service. More on this “tragedy” here.