WASHINGTON — Nine new graphic warning labels were unveiled today by the Food and Drug Administration, part of the agency’s sweeping new powers to regulate unhealthy sexual behavior and the sale of so-called “sex tools” that often accompany it.
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It would be consistent, wouldn’t it, if the same Nannie State that wants to protect us from the evils of smoke would also protect us from the myriad diseases associated with unnatural venereal acts. According to one study, male homosexuals and bisexuals lose up to 20 years of their life expectancy, compared to 13.5 years for cigarette smokers:
An epidemiological study from Vancouver, Canada of data tabulated between 1987 and 1992 for AIDS-related deaths reveals that male homosexual or bisexual practitioners lost up to 20 years of life expectancy. The study concluded that if 3 percent of the population studied were gay or bisexual, the probability of a 20-year-old gay or bisexual man living to 65 years was only 32 percent, compared to 78 percent for men in general.94 The damaging effects of cigarette smoking pale in comparison -cigarette smokers lose on average about 13.5 years of life expectancy.95
If proportion here means anything, then more than half of the front and back labels of products associated with homosexual acts — pornography, prophylactics, various unmentionable products marketed as “novelty items,” etc. — should be covered with graphic photos of the ravaging effects of AIDS, Anal Cancer, Chlamydia trachomatis, Cryptosporidium, Giardia lamblia, and other diseases whose alarmingly increased instances are noted among homosexuals. In addition, phrases like “Homosexuality is bad for you” and “Homosexuality causes suicide” should be accompany the images.
But this will not happen. It will not happen because, though unhealthy, sexual deviancy is protected by various governmental agencies. Moreover, the homosexual agenda is mercilessly imposed on children in government schools, who fund this propaganda with taxpayer dollars. You’re just a bigot if you have a problem with it. And if you don’t accept that fact yet, your government-educated offspring will be reminding you of it for years to come.
But hey, at least Johnny won’t be lighting up, right?
