Harmony With Universe Retreat / Andale! Tickets Won’t Last Long

Live in the Los Angeles area? Well, be there or be square. And move fast. Be where? The Holy Spirit Retreat Center in Encino, that’s where. The channeling reverie, or whatever it is, begins at 5 o’clock California time TODAY. (Sorry for the late notice.) By Sunday, 1 PM, your guaranteed transformation will be complete and you will be dismissed. Ahem, that’s my guarantee, not the retreat masters’. I cannot tell you anymore about this spectacular opportunity for global transformation of spirit. If I did you might not come.

Sisters  Toni and Donna, C.S.J. will lead the exercises “for healing the human/Earth relationship and for recovering a sense of our true place in the web of creation.” AWESOME! And that’s not all! “This weekend” (reads the Holy Spirit Retreat Center website) “we will explore and practice being in harmony [I wonder if the sisters are up on the latest omharmonic thing?] with the cosmic power of transformation, with life — death — rebirth the cosmic way. We will apprentice ourselves to Earth to reclaim and develop skill with this part of our heritage.” All that for only $115 (cheap rooms) to $205 (deluxe accommodations — nothing artificial at this price). Do not quote me on the price. May be subject to change. Does not include deposit fee. But you’re too late for a reservation anyway.

So, come, bathe in the experience and tap the deep wisdom. If you get bored you can always get massages, do dream work, labyrinth walks (lots of fun!), centering prayer, acupuncture, or just attend some Asian philosophy session. The Retreat Center aims to please.

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